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The 3 Keystones

Every money-printing app stands on these three. I’ll help you nail all of them.

I

Win the Store

Your store page is your best ad. I'll help you make it convert before they even install.

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II

Optimize Monetization

Onboarding, paywall, and pricing that work together, so more first opens become paying users.

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III

Learn Scalable Growth

Paid ads, UGC, influencers, and clean attribution. A repeatable growth system you can actually measure.

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why i’m doing this

My DMs turned into a second job.

For the past few years I’ve been answering DMs on X about how I run my apps: store pages, onboarding, paywalls, pricing, ads, creator deals. I answered pretty much everyone, for free.

The advice worked. People I’ve helped have gone from $0 to $15K, $10K to $30K, and $30K to $100K a month. In months, not years.

But the volume got past what I can answer while actually running my own apps. So this is the new setup: a handful of calls a month. Paid, so I know you’re serious. On the call you get everything: real numbers, real systems, applied to your app.

Marble statue of a thinker
How the fuck am I supposed to
respond to all of these DMs?

my story

From $7.03 to Times Square.

College grads these days, $7.03 bank balance

where it started

$7.03 to the name.

Fresh out of college, phone in hand, $7.03 in the account. That screenshot is real. It went around the internet, and it's where this whole run begins.

Payout billboard in Times Square, Big brands owe you money

a few apps later

Payout over Times Square.

Payout hit $100K MRR in 5 months, completely bootstrapped, without hiring anyone. It was featured on a Times Square billboard and has now generated over $1M in revenue.

Winner of RevenueCat's Shipaton 2025 Grand Prize, out of 55,000 entrants
App featured on Japanese national television

the reputation went global

Recognized worldwide.

After hitting $3M ARR, I became an internationally recognized app developer and growth expert. One of my apps was later dissected on Japanese national television alongside the former CEO of Sony.

Never slop. Never flop.

“Users can smell slop from three screenshots away.”

Quality amplifies distribution. It turns attention into downloads, revenue, and staying power.

Mog AI App Store listing, looksmaxing app with Renaissance statue art

Mog AI. Looksmaxing, Renaissance edition.

Concept, icon, and screenshots. All in-house.

Payout App Store listing, Big Brands owe you money

Payout. Class actions, gamified.

11K ratings. 500K installs.

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  • An hour minimum. We go over if we need to
  • Full teardown of your store page, onboarding, and paywall
  • The exact ASO and pricing playbooks I run on my own apps
  • My UGC, creator, and paid ads system: who, how much, how to track it
  • Straight answers with real numbers

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